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The road goes ever on and on
Created on 2003-09-21 20:26:44 (#1340808), last updated 2005-12-01
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Basic Info| Name: | The Fat Hobbit |
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| Birthdate: | 03-31 |
| Location: | Bethany, West Virginia, United States |
BioCall me the Cum Dumpster. It is a nickname well-earned. I live with 3 other homo sapiens (emphasis on the homo) (but I'm not gay!) (Yes, you are, shut up.) I have 12 children, and I am but a mere 21 years of age. I would have more if I messed around with somebody hot. Someday. . when, Lord, when? Speaking of Lord, I love Lord of the Rings. The whole cast can have my babies. Gandalf is my Daddy. I concieved with Dominic Monahan. We're expecting in March. My daughter P is an immaculate conception. (and, oh, was it immaculate.) My movie collection would make Stephen Spielburg blink, look twice, and think he was drunk for seeing so many movies. I like to let out little Tommy-squeakers in my friends' rooms. Would you like a chocolate covered pretzel?
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413 girls, audrey hepburn, billy boyd, boys with no shirts, british slang, britney spears, bubble wrap, buffy the vampire slayer, christmas, coca-cola, cold nights, dominic monaghan, drunk tom and beth, elijah wood, handcuffs, hondas, ian mckellan, italian, johnny depp, josh hartnett, kevin smith movies, larry grimes, licking, lord of the rings, manchester united, margaritaville, mark appleyard, movies, mxpx, my gnome, my oed, neil patrick harris, nibbling, orlando bloom, our 5th roomate, outlander, photography, piercings, pineapple, pubba's, sean astin, skateboarding, something corporate, stars, tattoos, the radio show, the stone roses, the sundays, thursday, vans, west wing
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