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The road goes ever on and on

Created on 2003-09-21 20:26:44 (#1340808), last updated 2005-12-01

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Name:The Fat Hobbit
Birthdate:03-31
Location:Bethany, West Virginia, United States
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Call me the Cum Dumpster. It is a nickname well-earned. I live with 3 other homo sapiens (emphasis on the homo) (but I'm not gay!) (Yes, you are, shut up.) I have 12 children, and I am but a mere 21 years of age. I would have more if I messed around with somebody hot. Someday. . when, Lord, when? Speaking of Lord, I love Lord of the Rings. The whole cast can have my babies. Gandalf is my Daddy. I concieved with Dominic Monahan. We're expecting in March. My daughter P is an immaculate conception. (and, oh, was it immaculate.) My movie collection would make Stephen Spielburg blink, look twice, and think he was drunk for seeing so many movies. I like to let out little Tommy-squeakers in my friends' rooms. Would you like a chocolate covered pretzel?
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